River Avenue News Writer Forced to Drink His Way Through 11-3 Whooping

Ugly.
Good thing I have Pedroia on my Fantasy Team.
Currently working on perfecting the phrase "Wait 'til Next Year".

New York Yankees
Hitters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	SO	LOB	AVG
J Damon CF	4	0	1	0	0	1	0	.313
D Jeter SS	4	0	1	0	0	0	1	.294
B Abreu RF	3	1	0	0	1	0	2	.296
A Rodriguez 3B	4	1	2	1	0	0	1	.310
J Giambi 1B	4	1	1	1	0	1	2	.247
X Nady LF	4	0	1	0	0	2	1	.318
H Matsui DH	3	0	1	0	1	0	0	.311
R Cano 2B	4	0	1	1	0	2	2	.268
I Rodriguez C	4	0	0	0	0	1	4	.280
Totals	34	3	8	3	2	7	13
BATTING 2B: A Rodriguez 2 (31, P Byrd 2) HR: J Giambi (26, 9th inning off M Timlin 0 on, 0 Out) RBI: A Rodriguez (79), R Cano (59), J Giambi (78) 2-out RBI: A Rodriguez, R Cano GIDP: I Rodriguez Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: I Rodriguez 1, J Giambi 1 Team LOB: 6
FIELDING DP: 1 (A Rodriguez-R Cano-J Giambi). Outfield Assist: B Abreu (J Bay at Home).

New York Yankees
Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	HR	PC-ST	ERA
S Ponson (L, 7-5)	4.2	7	4	4	4	3	0	89-51	4.80
E Ramirez	1.1	0	0	0	0	0	0	8-4	3.49
D Marte	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	0	19-13	7.84
J Veras	0.1	3	5	5	2	0	0	23-9	3.64
D Robertson	0.2	3	2	2	0	0	1	18-10	6.31
C Britton	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	0	10-9	4.02
Totals	9.0	13	11	11	6	7	1	167-96
PITCHING Batters faced: S Ponson 23; E Ramirez 4; D Marte 3; J Veras 6; D Robertson 5; C Britton 3 Ground Balls-Fly Balls: S Ponson 6-4; E Ramirez 3-1; D Marte 1-0; J Veras 0-1; D Robertson 1-1; C Britton 1-0 Scoring Summary BOS NYY 1st J Bay doubled to left center, D Pedroia and D Ortiz scored. 2 0 1st A Rodriguez doubled to left, B Abreu scored. 2 1 4th R Cano singled to right, A Rodriguez scored, H Matsui to third. 2 2 5th K Youkilis walked, J Ellsbury scored, D Pedroia to third, D Ortiz to second. 3 2 5th J Bay hit sacrifice fly to right, D Pedroia scored, D Ortiz to third. 4 2 8th J Bay tripled to deep right center, K Youkilis scored. 5 2 8th A Cora hit sacrifice fly to center, J Bay scored. 6 2 8th C Crisp singled to center, J Lowrie scored, J Varitek to second. 7 2 8th D Pedroia homered to left, J Varitek, C Crisp and J Ellsbury scored. 11 2 9th J Giambi homered to right. 11 3