Here's a fun one that'll be sure to leave you banging your head against a concrete wall:
|8/26/03: Designated left-handed pitcher Jesse Orosco for assignment.|
|Optioned right-handed pitcher Jeff Weaver to Class-A Tampa (FSL).|
|Added left-handed pitcher Felix Heredia to their 25-man roster|
|Reinstated left-handed pitcher Gabe White from the 15-day disabled list.|
I think I vomited in my mouth a little.